i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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