I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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