do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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