No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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