My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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