I just threw up on my dentist
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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