Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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