when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He shit in the fireplace
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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