He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just found a bag of teeth...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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