omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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