Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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