Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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