i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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