I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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