Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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