Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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