that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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