I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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