I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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