The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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