they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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