It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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