for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My liver just had a heart attack.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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