check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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