I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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