If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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