we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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