Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize