just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
