forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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