Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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