That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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