is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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