I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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