windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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