I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
you made out with another girl for some wings
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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