oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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