Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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