i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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