you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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