seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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