just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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