In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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