How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm both gender and math confused
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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