His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
