I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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