When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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