I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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