Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Randomize
