do herpes really smell.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
