About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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