Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
